I love Ryan Higa!!!!!!! He's SO FUNNY!!! &he's kinda cute!
My favourite!!



F My Life is really funny too!

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids.The coloring books were for me.

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed.

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal.

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them.My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash.The "creepy hobo" was his mom.

Omg,now that i think about it, i think seventeen uses FML "stories" in trauma rama!!!!!

FANTABULOUS NEWS! GOSSIP GIRL'S GRRRREAT AGAIN! About time! Good thing I kept the faith!

buaixz

Ahh! I cant resist! FML is the BEZ

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating.He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm.I was talking about my math exam. FML

But some are really sad :(

Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because I'd misbehaved. I told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that I should be ashamed, then gave me a detention. He actually did die. FML