PANCAKES! Those fluffy imperfect circles with a pool of very expertly poured maple syrup on top and butter on the side, accompanied with farmhouse(starbucks uses it!) milk!
Yummy yummy in my tummy! Best Breakfast you can have !!
&to think I only discovered this mind-blowing piece of heaven last month! I've spent the last 12 sad years pancake free!!!

I hate it when sorority meanies who are like 10levels higher keep attacking me!!!!!! I wanna bat my eyelids,raise my perfectly arched eyebrows,smirk and purr: Your boyfriend thinks youre fat! with a slight shake of the head(yknow the kind!) Or say something just as insulting ! Maybe "Miley cyrus just called, she wants that outfit back! One of the most ultimate outfit insults!
okay, maybe not ULTIMATE but not too bad. I mean not too good. Like, not too bad on an insulting scale but not too good on a praising scale.

iPhone or not to iPhone?

HAHA LOOK AT THESE FMLS:

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

hahaha!