toosexay

2010-03-21T14:44:00.001+08:00

So one day he felt her crying
coiled up on the dirty ground;
Her friends finally came to save her
and the rest she can't figure out.

it's on natasha,it's on!

2010-03-16T22:51:00.002+08:00

reminds me of someone! but cant quite place who! rebecca? natasha? ZIXIN?!

this has a way higher awesome rainbow factor than all of your rainbow pictures COLLECTIVELY,NUTS BUTTS!
It's a rainbow cake by the way!!!!! and the clouds are freaking MARSHMELLOWS!

anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIAAN!
a BIEBER video for you!

he looked SO ADORABLE! What happened?!

anyway love ya JIAAN

grossest ad ever!

2010-03-13T17:18:00.001+08:00

most presumptuous and just plain ew ad EVER !!!

paramore!!!!

2010-03-08T23:50:00.002+08:00

BRICK BY BORING BRICK-PARAMORE

OHEMGEE! PARAMORE WERE FREAKING AMAZING LAST NIGHT!

So the first 10minutes of the concert were plain hell!
We were in the standing pen and everyone was just CRAZY! Like people were surging to the sides every five seconds! Not the nice swaying-to-the-music-like-dandelions kind but the TSUNAMI-ISH KIND!!!! It was so horrible 14 people had to be brought backstage cause they fainted! &once, we all FELL DOWN. On the stinkin floor! This dude(who's like 2 heads taller) fell on me so I fell on Sam (as a last resort! I mean the dude was TWO HEADS TALLER) !
But Sam was SUCH a lifesaver during the TSUNAMI(i think its a painfully accurate metaphor) like she was totally unfazed by the huge(vertically and horizontally,if you know what i mean),sweaty(and quite often,smelly) bodies squeezing us from every possible corner while me and phoebe's faces were getting squashed and our glasses slid off our faces and everything! I thought i was going to DIE.
But the worst was when Phoebe got cruelly swept away(again,tsunami metaphor!) from us and was completely alone! She was so freaked out she screamed HELP! (its actually kinda funny now but believe me it was FAR FROM FUNNY THEN!) and tears were forming in her eyes! But Sam the lifesaver saw her and pulled her from the cruel(and real filthy) clutches of the (ya guessed it!) HUMAN TSUNAMI!!!! Then suddenly, this MAGICAL path appeared and lead us to safety! Totally Yellow Brick Road-ish. Or maybe more like the parting of the Red Sea!!

So after that we were wayy back,like 10 rows from the front, but due to our impressive jumping skills(not to mention extremely flexible necks) we could watch the ABSOLUTELY AMAZING concert pretty clearly!!!!!!!! Hayley is EFFING UHMAZING! Like this firecracker (with awesome red hair) with boundless energy and amazing pipes!The sky-high energy levels were unrelenting and just plain MIND-BLOWING!!!! The human tsunami earlier was definitely worth it!

BEST NIGHT EVER!

HAHAHA

2010-03-04T22:19:00.000+08:00

gorg!

2010-03-02T09:49:00.004+08:00

flats from forever21 are gorgeous! Beats rubbish rubi anytime! Do Forever21 outlets even sell shoes here ???????!!!

Anyway, MARCH HOLIDAYS ARE JUST AROUND (2) THE CORNER!!!!
Gotta plan my social calendar,babay!
Major BandHero jammin sessions are first on my list!!!!! Followed by Specatacular Shopping Sprees (usually reserved for September but I'll make an exception!) and March Movie Marathons!!!

Oh, and I have this large-scale plan to expand my already pretty awesome(Thanks to the fab gifts from Phoebe,Jiaan,Sam and Zixin) CD Collection! Some of my coveted Classic-CDs-in-the-making are Taylor Swift,Boys Like Girls,Love Drunk,Where the Light Is: John Mayer Live in Los Angeles and maybe some GaGa ! OH and what kind of CD Collection doesnt have a humble amount of Guilty Pleasures(Like albums by a certain Justin Bieberrr or Glambert)?!

Maybe when I have more moneyy! &this is not some shameless list of gifts to get me,in case thats what youre wondering! Getting CDs as presents is getting kinda olddddd.

Ohyeah, back to gorgeous shoes!

hihi

2010-03-01T22:37:00.001+08:00

PS:I think dog paws are the cutest thing ever! (after dogs themselves)

finally!

2010-02-21T22:18:00.001+08:00

Finally a Justin Bieber Music Video with an age-appropriate girl,albiet one that's still taller than him.

u r so gay

2010-02-19T22:12:00.004+08:00

This is why we shouldnt ever add our parents on facebook!

(jonas brothers playing football in a carpark)
Kevin: Ball's here :D

Nick: HERE! HERE!

(ball sails to joe)

(joe's eyes scrunch up behind weird glasses,flares his nostrils and runs for the ball despite protests from his pants)

POOT!!!
Joe:OOMPF!

Joe:oopsie daisys!!! *nervous laughter*

(self explanatory)

HAHA moms are so funny sometimes!

(N) DIET

2010-02-18T20:51:00.002+08:00

PINEAPPLE TARTS ARE THE ULTIMATE DOWNFALL TO EVERY DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone should watch Valentine's Day. Taylor Swift was HILARIOUS! &everyone cheered when she appeared! Okay,maybe just us but she's just the best! Taylor Fever is back in full force! I LOVE her!!!!

Oh yeah the whole movie was funny too! The cast was just great! Rebecca was very annoying during the movie though. She has a HUGE inappropriate crush on the small 9-year-old boy. And she kept SQUEALING in my ear whenever he BLINKED! &clutching my arm whenever he spoke!!!!!!!!
Anyway a GRREAT,oh get this, TAYLOR-TASTIC MOVIE!

k,byebye!

TAYLOR SWIFT MUST COME TO SINGAPORE

2010-02-17T21:08:00.002+08:00

TAYLOR SWIFT MUST COME TO SINGAPORE!

I mean she's in friggin Japan right now! That's like next door to singapore! GRRR IM SO ANGRY. COME HERE ALREADY!

YOU'VE GOT ME HYPNOTISED, SO MESMERISED!

2010-02-12T21:24:00.002+08:00

Stare at the red dot in the following pictures for 30seconds.
Then,immediately at a blank wall or paper!
Blink 10times!!!!!!!

first up, DAVID!

now.....gossip girl !

&a wayyyy scary looking taylor momsen!

boys tryna touch our junk junk

2010-02-08T20:54:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ,MHADSIES!

hope you like your card! I was planning on doing a panty shaped one but its so hard to draw a decent pair of panties! Even the big grandma kind is hard to draw.
Love you mhads! you da cow!

MOOOO

Here are two birthday dances!

PANCAKES!

2010-02-06T22:39:00.003+08:00

PANCAKES! Those fluffy imperfect circles with a pool of very expertly poured maple syrup on top and butter on the side, accompanied with farmhouse(starbucks uses it!) milk!
Yummy yummy in my tummy! Best Breakfast you can have !!
&to think I only discovered this mind-blowing piece of heaven last month! I've spent the last 12 sad years pancake free!!!

I hate it when sorority meanies who are like 10levels higher keep attacking me!!!!!! I wanna bat my eyelids,raise my perfectly arched eyebrows,smirk and purr: Your boyfriend thinks youre fat! with a slight shake of the head(yknow the kind!) Or say something just as insulting ! Maybe "Miley cyrus just called, she wants that outfit back! One of the most ultimate outfit insults!
okay, maybe not ULTIMATE but not too bad. I mean not too good. Like, not too bad on an insulting scale but not too good on a praising scale.

iPhone or not to iPhone?

HAHA LOOK AT THESE FMLS:

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

hahaha!

silly quotes

2010-02-03T21:19:00.003+08:00

"my ego is bruise"-delia tuan.

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»

— Christina Aguilera
(actually that took me about 3seconds to understand!)

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” — Alicia Silverstone

JESSICA SIMPSON IS THE WORST! HAHAHA

"I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”
(Actually i dont know what chicken of the sea means either, but!)

&this is the quote phoebe told me ! turns out its from a golfer!

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman, Golfer

&of course to complete every silly list, here's a miley cyrus! :

"I love everything [Jessica Simpson] ever has on! Jessica can definitely come pick me up in her little Mercedes and take me shopping if she wants!" - Miley Cyrus

ah ha! googled chicken of the sea. it really is tuna! Why would you wanna relate something to chickens?

got to study!!!! >:/

BOYSLIKEGIRLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-01-29T22:01:00.004+08:00

THEY WERE INCREDIBLE!

omg!!!! more on facebook!!!!!

MOST EPIC MOMENT OF MY LIFE

LIFE IS GOOD!

2010-01-24T21:53:00.004+08:00

Do they look good together or what??!

bromanceeeee!

haha im such a loser!

&this has to be the cutest thing ever! :
In the greenroom(during the hope for haiti telethon), Chris Rock noshed on a cupcake from Crumbs bakery while talking to Ben Stiller. Morgan Freeman and Halle Berry chatted about her daughter Nahla. And Leonardo DiCaprio drank white wine while Archuleta rejoiced when he found papaya on the fruit platter.

But the best thing is.... the telethon raised 54million! Go hollywood!
Plus, their efforts garnered the biggest one-day album preorder in iTunes history, making the Hope for Haiti album number one on iTunes in 18 countries!

I'm still trying to find a way to donate to haiti. The album will probably come out in singapore too so i guess i'll get that!

Im crazyyyy over glee again thanks to it airing on starworld !

Hockey on friday was grrreat! Played against RJC and we actually managed to tie 1-1! But they just started out so it doesnt really count but still.Lotsa fun!

School tomorrow :/ so many tests! krazzzyyyyy

2010-01-23T16:26:00.005+08:00

AHHHHHHH!! TAYLOR SWIFT AND SELENA GOMEZ SITTING NEXT TO DAVID!!!!! (the cute dude in the stylish red plaid shirt with a scarf casually draped over is him.And do i spy one undone button?!)

That was taken during the Hope for Haiti Telethon!
I tried calling the international line to donate just now and it actually rang! I thought a thank-you or your-donation-has-been-received message would play immediately!! I freaked out and put down the phone! What if a celeb picks up?!??!?! So embarrassing! What are you even supposed to say? "hey, love your songs!" "aww,thanks!" *silence*"wanna meet up?" or something?! or do you just go: hey ! has my donation been counted? then when they go yeah you hang up or something??!?! How am i supposed to donate like this?!?!?!?! Talk about pressure !!!!

Oh and david sat next to neil patrick harris too!!!!

I really should be donating instead of getting so crazy over who sits next to whom! I hope the Hope For Haiti Now Album comes out here!

umbrella ella ella eh!

2010-01-22T21:14:00.009+08:00

Its not fair!!! Celebrities have the nicest umbrellas!!!
Look at Suri's bugalicious one!:

or katy perry's(she didnt steal rob from kristen,phoebe.) purrfect(heh heh) one:
It has EARS & A RIBBON on it!!!!! EARS AND RIBBONS !WITH A :3 FACE!

there are loads more uminals!(thats umbrella animals! looks abit like urinal though)

*DRUMROLLLL*
HALLOWEEN UMBRELLA!!!!!!:

EPIC! these umbrellas kick those weird umbrella wine bottles' handles !

*cue ke$ha's TiK ToK* Boys tryna touch his junk,junk! David Beckham got raped! Not by Posh but by this italian journalist! Krazyyyyy stuff. She even put on a yellow glove ! &when david was lead to the car she shouted Beckham's small or something! Krazee !!!
look at this great thing!:

most useful emoticon of all time! that and this:

GRR THEY BOTH DONT MOVE!!!! anyway the first one is of kristen pushing her head around with her hair flying and the second is of some guy raising one of his eyebrows!

HAHA and this photo's disturbing!!!!
it's a booblicking time!

Stupid facebook group:
MY FOOT IS ITCHY! BUT MY SHOE IS ON >:[.(yes im looking at you natasha!)
take it off la!aiyooooo.

My thoughts are so jumpy!

buahbye

poet!

2010-01-17T00:41:00.002+08:00

I have a new career choice:

POET

It all makes sense! I write the most amazing poems. Theyre whimsical with a twist of intellect and lots of wit. Plus, they RHYME and are easy to understand !!! No one fancies reading a poem which doesnt rhyme(so its hardly a poem! I dont care what our Lit teachers say!) and takes AGES ,if ever, to understand!

Here are some of my most recent ones that have just surfaced on some lucky people's walls!
To Alrissa:

I stepped in dog poo
I take off my shoe
and throw at you

Amanda's:
you have a secret to hide
but im a great find
so watch out!
cause michelle's about

Phoebe's:

you want to be blue
but boohoo
you too lousy
with a fat belly

Rebecca's:

I sent you some SL gifts
while you ate fish
you didnt send gifts back
so now your face is black

Read it and Greed,poor commoners! (heh heh heh)

mosquitoman?!

2010-01-15T20:43:00.003+08:00

Channel 5 is showing a movie called,get this, MOSQUITOMAN. With no proper spacing too. It has the worst plot line ever!

One scientist and a murderer got showered by chemicals and mosquitos and the murderer became a mosquito (-.-) in the carpark but the scientist didnt. BUT! Later at night when she was kissing her boyfriend, SHE BIT HIM !!!!!!!! So gross! Anyway it's probably the worst movie ever.

So i was thinking, what would be the movie's tag line. "Mosquitoman. He sucks bad." ?!

aiya very boring
tallyho!

2009-12-31T01:43:00.001+08:00

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

fml

2009-12-31T00:41:00.002+08:00

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML\

i'm being real boring cause Im waiting for how i met your mother to load and its taking FOREVER!!!

Anyway, was today's episode of togehter a bit weird or what?

pandora!

2009-12-26T22:29:00.003+08:00

Today was a fun day filled with many scandals and jaw dropping moments !

Met Phoebe and Alrissa in AMK Hub to eat lunch and to watchhhhh AVATAR!

So we were at MacDonald's eating lunch and minding our own business when this old guy was all: Heh Heh...*insert slightly crazed smile and look here* before STEALING ONE FRENCH FRY! RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSE!!!! He didnt even have the decency to thank us or to even look slightly sheepish! He just walked away! But the crazy thing is Alrissa and Phoebe just gave a look and carried on eating as if this kind of thing happens ALL THE TIME!!!

Before that we were queuing up for tickets to AVATAR and it was really long. So right before it was our turn to get tickets, this guy who looks like the lame teacher from First Class came up to ME and asked if he could cut in front. FOR TEN DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I,being all righteous and everything, was shocked and indecisive but Alrissa gave her cheeko smile and chirped,"SURE!" before taking the red note !! WE SUCCUMBED TO BRIBERY! Actually only Alrissa since she used all of the money!

Avatar was surprisingly good! A B+ on the highly regarded and accurate MMS(Michelle's Movie Scale) ! It was full of suspense and action with just the right amount of romance! Any film without romance sucks! Unless its Up or 10 Promises to My Dog. Yknow, sad shows or cartoons! Phoebe got all pensive after the movie cause she wanted Pandora(the other world in the movie) to be real so she could go and be friends with the Princess (scoffs). It got so bad that when we were in the train towards Woodlands to meet Alrissa's oohlala she said that the dark scenery outside looked like Pandora. There were flats outside,mind you!

Today, I came back at 930pm! My latest ever with the exceptions of birthday parties and CIP.
Came home late cause Phoebe was all poseur-ish and wanted to go back later than her younger brother!

This blog has gotten too long! Tata!

ohemgee!

2009-12-24T00:21:00.002+08:00

ohemgee! I just got my phone bill and I owe,get this, SIXTY-EIGHT BUCKS! From voting for tabitha! No wonder I cried when she got out! In my subconsciousness, I was all MONEY GONE DOWN THE DRAIN! Not, OH NO TABITHA ROCKS AND EVERYONE ELSE DOESNT DESERVE IT ! NOT SEZARI SMELLY OR SYLVIA BALIA!

BAH HAMBUG!

ONLY 1 day till christmas! Cue What Child Is This by David Archuleta(whose birthday is on the 28th,BTW) ! Or Christmas Must Be Something More by TayTay(AKA miley's best friend...HAHA)!!

Valentine's Day looks like its gonna be one hell of a movie! Just look at the A-list cast!-Jenifer Garner,Jessica Alba,Anne Hathaway,Ashton Kutcher,Julia Roberts+niece(who's really pretty,BTW) AND TAYSQUARED! Plus lots lots more!!!!!!!!!

luv taylor 4eva

2009-12-23T03:01:00.002+08:00

talk about pole opposites! Plus the most stupid video title EVER ! &miley called taylor her best friend! WAD UP?! HAHAHA

I enjoy not liking miley! So i kinda like her in a way?

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oh my , Miley sounds like a dying donkey .. o_____0

hahahahahahhaah!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-22T16:49:00.002+08:00

SO GIRL!!!!!!!

he's trying to look seductive WHILE HUGGING A PANDA?!?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHA!

sesame street

2009-12-22T15:27:00.001+08:00

makes me cry!

back from BKK!

2009-12-22T03:02:00.001+08:00

-Insert joke here-

back in 7!

2009-12-16T22:53:00.002+08:00

leaving for bangkok tomorrow! Staying there for about 6days to shopppppp and grow fat! I LOVE THAI FOOD! All the tom yum and pad thai to make me fat (or fatter) ! Gonna try to get some workouts at the gym in ,though. But the bad part is that i actually have to wake up at 745 to work out! So we'll play it by ear.

Went out with Phoebe to do some Christmas shopping today! Was rather fruitful thanks to my great gifting skills! Rewarded myself with a book called Where Rainbows End by Cecilia Ahern that had better be good as phoebe attests! It was that or a book by Nicholas Sparks. Books should cost a lot less,by the way.

K,seeya in 7!

Tally-ho!
Michelle

BKK!

2009-12-15T23:09:00.005+08:00

CLICK TO DONATE to the animals and other causes!

(thats BangKoK,by the way!)

Nothing is working for me! Sorority Life(my not-so secret shame!) wont load and the US iTunes Store wont load for me either! So now I not only cant build my HUGE social hierarchy but I cant stay up to date on the latest tunes!!!!!!!!!!

Did CIP at TTSH today for the second time with Delia. The first was way boring! All we did was filing but today we got to bathe naked men and babies! Oh yeah,you read right! Naked men and babies! &one of the men was called Mr.Handsome by everyone cause he was kinda glook! Y'know,for a mannequin.

Played Bingo and Tic-Tac-Toe as well ! To give Delia a chance to earn some money back! She owes me $39 to date!

I just realised how often I use an exclamation mark ! To quote someone famous, using an exclamation mark is like laughing at your own joke. Haha,I know I'm cool! This beats Delia's "why do you keep quiet.. when they can already hear you" out of the park!

Leaving for the land of ah guas on Thursday!

buaixz

(HAHA! AWWWW...)

2009-12-12T21:54:00.001+08:00

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically.
It was my Mom.
FML.

the perfect way to cap off a funny post is with a miley picture!

MLIA

2009-12-11T13:43:00.003+08:00

HAHA! There's a "MyLifeIsAverage" site as well! Some are wayyyyyyy bland but some are pretty funny!

Today, I was talking to my dad on Bluetooth while driving. I asked him what he was doing, and he said he was working. Then, a sheep made a loud baaing noise in the background. Nice try, dad. Farmville will make itself heard. MLIA

Today, my grandma got kicked out of yoga class for laughing when everyone farted. MLIA

Today, I had gone to the store with my boyfriend. I had to get pads and we decided to buy condoms so that we would have them for when we needed them. I put the condoms onto the check out counter of the pharmacy and then the box of pads. Randomly from behind us in line we heard a man say, "Well at least you know those condoms work." MLIA.

&this is THE BEST ! HAHAHAHAHA
Today i was walking through town and i came across a cute guy wearing the same shirt as me. I didn't find my soul mate, I didn't get his number. All i got was a weird look when i tried to high five him. MLIA

More FML than MLIA!!

K,BYEBYE!

BFF HAIR!

2009-12-11T02:01:00.004+08:00

Taytay straightened her hair and she looks real pretty! Like "va-va-voom! "

Not bad huh! Almost didnt recognise her if I hadnt been hanging out with her. Heh heh heh. "Why I so obsessed with herrrrrrrr"

Anyway I think her curls are better though. Its more Taylor while this is more....... Michelle.

Sister's 18th birthday today! Havent gotten her anything but I'll think of something. We went for this Japanese buffet and I ate so much! I wasnt even hungry!!!

GLEE! GLEE! GLEE! Watched the 13th Episode(Sectionals) was UHMAZING! BEST EPISODE EVER! &thats saying a whole lot coming from Glee! I was getting shivers( could have been from the aircon but I think not!)But now I have to wait 4months and 2days for the next episode to air :'@ (sadgry/angasaddie face!!)

Got a few Christmas presents down today! Yay me, Lucky you!

Still SO HAPPY after watching Glee!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHEMGEE(GLEE)!

GLEEK FOREVA

nigahiga!

2009-12-10T02:02:00.004+08:00

I love Ryan Higa!!!!!!! He's SO FUNNY!!! &he's kinda cute!
My favourite!!

F My Life is really funny too!

Today, I was at Target buying four coloring books. As I was in line, the woman behind me said that buying coloring books was a good idea to keep my kids occupied. I smiled and said that it would give me a few minutes to relax. I am a 26 year old guy with no kids.The coloring books were for me.

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed.

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal.

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them.My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash.The "creepy hobo" was his mom.

Omg,now that i think about it, i think seventeen uses FML "stories" in trauma rama!!!!!

FANTABULOUS NEWS! GOSSIP GIRL'S GRRRREAT AGAIN! About time! Good thing I kept the faith!

buaixz

Ahh! I cant resist! FML is the BEZ

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating.He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm.I was talking about my math exam. FML

But some are really sad :(

Today, my teacher demanded to talk to my dad because she thought he wasn't a good enough male role model because I'd misbehaved. I told her he had died of cancer in 2005. She said that my lie was rude, disgraceful, and that I should be ashamed, then gave me a detention. He actually did die. FML

big joke!

2009-12-05T16:55:00.003+08:00

Delia says shes from Stanvard and look what she said!

[c=3]love to hate and learn to love[/c] says:
stanvard's mission is : BE BETTER THAN ANY OTHER SCHOOLS AND IS THE HOUSE OF DELIAS

Her "name" is a big enough joke but what she said is just EPIC!!!!!!! LOLS HOUSE OF DELIAS?!?!?!?!? LOL

Anyway since Christmas is coming, I'm gonna say what I want for Christmas is....

LOVE !

XOXO
michelle

(But if any of you just give me a slip of paper reading LOVE ! for christmas I will KILL YOU!)

kick butt!

2009-11-27T17:06:00.003+08:00

I had the best dream ever! Or maybe second best cause it still cant beat the one where i ran ON THE ROOF.

My mother and I were watching TV when suddenly, the coffee table started to move just as we heard the simultaneous growls of the harleys outside! It turns out that the harleys were being ridden on by this huge gang of malays which could control our coffee table with a remote! We tried to hold the coffee table back but suddenly it just FLEW out! Brave Ol' Me chased after it with my trusty sidekick Dash bringing up the rear. I caught the thieves by surprise and managed to grab the coffee table (which turned into a box) but they grabbed it back and we were engaged in a ferocious tug of war. I was about to lose (10men against one hottie !) when Dash came to the rescue! He pounced on them and they being malays retreated!

The coffee table was saved!

Disclaimer: No offence to malays! it was just my dream!

Just feel like adding a RPattz quote here!
"Everybody in my life knows what’s real and what isn’t. Apart from my mother, who seems to believe every negative thing that’s written about me! She’s like, “I can’t believe you did this!” I’m like, “I didn’t!” And she’s like, “Yes, you did, I know you did!” … She’ll literally believe a gossip magazine over her own son."

XOXO
michelle

booya!

2009-11-25T21:43:00.002+08:00

HAHA MILEY SUCKZZZ!:

When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, "Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus." The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."

LETS ALL EAT AT POP BURGER!!!! TAKE THAT MILEY SLUTTY!
&take that ZIXIN(whose jokes arent as funny as she claims)!

MUF

2009-11-20T18:48:00.002+08:00

6.6-cool girl
I've got the gift of one liners,(poseur)-rebecca

6.6 says:
k shall go now
bye bye
MUF
I've got the gift of one liners, says:
seeya!!
WAIT
6.6 says:
k,MUF
I've got the gift of one liners, says:
I KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS!
MISS YOU FOREVER!
6.6 says:
LOLS!
LOLS
I've got the gift of one liners, says:
GAWDDD
6.6 says:
THATS
I've got the gift of one liners, says:
IM SO COOL!
6.6 says:
THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
LOLS
ITD
LOLS
MY UGLY FRIEND
I've got the gift of one liners, says:
...
BYE
GOOD RIDDANCE

readership up,up,up!!!

2009-11-16T14:53:00.003+08:00

Crazy Little Thing Called Love- Queen
THERE GOES MY BABAYYYY

WALAO EH! THIS STUPID FLY HAS BEEN FLYING AROUND MY FACE FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES!! &dont say I'm smelly,assholes! I just bathed!

Anyway, I'm gonna start blogging about intriguing things so that more people will read my blog! Alrissa got this good idea about earning money through my blog! Not gonna say what, though! HAHA.

Money,money! It's so yummy! In a Hot Girl's world.

Look at this!:
"I dont want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men... people that always keep me intrigued." -Jessica Simpson

Thats a surprise! She knows the words "intellectual" and "intrigued"! That makes her almost as smart as Delia who by the way looks like this when she's thinking:

Thank gawd she doesnt do that often!

XOXO
michelle

PS:shit! my attempt at having an intriguing post isnt working out! All im doing is making weird,natasha-ish jokes!

boobies vs tities !

2009-11-10T22:05:00.003+08:00

Okay, me and delia are having this HUGE HEATED argument.

Does neh neh pok mean boobies or tities?
She thinks its the former while Im VERY SURE its the latter !
How can boobies have POK without the tities?!
SO, my correct theory is that neh neh means boobies but neh neh PLUS pok means tities!

Anyway, results will be out tomorrow after a mass poll during training!

May the best Michelle win!

ris low is so gross!

2009-11-10T12:35:00.002+08:00

Ris Low's msn interview is DISGUSTING!

Q: What lessons have you learned in the process that you can share with someone interested in pageants a shot?
I learnt to work smart, be smart and act smart.

Q: What do you mean by that?
Being bitchy. That way, you can get anything you want.

Q: How so?
By being bitchy, you tend to backstab people. And people tend to trust you more and tell you more stuff, gossip more. And then that's where you get the upper hand and use that against your opponents.

&she's so rowell-y just with better english!

Q: Some people say that you don't know what you're doing and have dragged our country's reputation down with you. What do you have to say to these people?
Can I tell them that they're bull-sh**ing? Please take a look at yourself in the mirror, as if you're not disgracing yourself. Is your English really that good? Can you really speak that well? Can you write that well? Do you think you can stand on the stage and portray yourself?
No, I don't think so. You're just somebody behind a computer, a nerd wearing specs, typing away. Just a coward.

for more grossness

Anyways, I read my BFF Taylor's wiki page yesterday and she's so successful! Plus, she's really philanthropic!

XOXO
michelle

taylor swift for the win!

2009-11-09T16:05:00.002+08:00

Taylor Swift hosted SNL and WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! She talked about kanye and joe and taylor Lautner!!!!!!

How can you not love her?!

Love you BFF!

sweet child o' mine

2009-11-06T21:39:00.004+08:00

sweet child o' mine - Guns 'N' Roses

Should I buy Band Hero or Rock Band 2?!

Both are absolutely fantastic! Band Hero has my BFF, Tay-Tay's songs and songs by jackson 5,all american rejects,jesse mccartney(pre-gross version) and a whole lot of other songs by current artists! Plus, it has Gwen Stefani singing with a dude voice about hookers!!! & did I mention my BFF Tay-Tay's on it as well?!

While Rock Band 2 is ,well, Rock Band 2! With lots of current downloadable songs, a Tour thingy, a Beatles version and customizable characters!
But then it doesnt have my BFF Tay-Tay's songs horrrrr?? I guess I'll get Band Hero,then!
Hope it comes out here reallll soon!

By the way, I've been chosen for CIP!!!!! Im SO HAPPY! Ive been trying to sign-up the whole year and finally SUCCESS!

Delia just told me this way stupid joke which she doesnt even understand.
-.-
I always thought that face had a lot of dramatic effect!

Celebrated Jiaxin's Birthday yesterday! I personally played a MEAN game of GREAT tennis! Rebecca was horrible(DUH).
We also played TWISTER! I thought I might DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K,
byebye!

XOXO
michelle

LOL!!!

2009-11-01T23:37:00.003+08:00

TAYLOR SWIFT FALLING DOWN!

AND...... ROBERT PATTINSON PANTIES!

#BeatCancer

2009-10-18T11:42:00.002+08:00

tweet/facebook/blog about #BeatCancer!

Anyway,i'm allowed to skip tuition today! woohoo! I've got loads of library books to finish and i just bough 3 new books-I love you, beth cooper,Undomestic Goddess and My sister's keeper! Can't wait to read them!

I've gotten really good at IcyTower!!! But yknow sometimes it's so annoying when you did like 10 friggin combos and then you just crash and burn! I mean,drop and die!

Watched (500) Days of Summer on Alrissa's fat birthday and also on the day after that!!! The movie is THAT GOOD! Love,love,love it! The soundtrack is almost as awesome as the movie itself and that's saying a lot!

Blogging has gotten so boring! I think I'll just leave my blog here cause it looks awfully pretty.

kk,byebye.

"PENIS"-Summer

XOXO
michelle

"POOT!"

2009-10-10T01:07:00.004+08:00

HAHA! A MODEL FARTED ON PROJECT RUNWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hottie!:

Anyway, Miley Cyrus is such a lamo. Must be all that nodding her head like yea and moving her hips like yea. She's like worse than Phoebe-nipple-hole and Delia-raindrop COMBINED! Her tweets are so stupid,like:

What's wrong with the word FAT?!
AND!:

looky here!

2009-09-24T18:28:00.003+08:00

Look what I found!

I saved it sometime back and found it again as I was looking through my word documents!

D-E-L-I-A... says:
i am the tear drops which you shed ambition to be a rain drop but destiny to meet you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GETS ME IN FITS!

I should start a compilation of Delia quotes! It's so stupid that it'll probably be a great success!

XOXO
most popular executive write of PTC
michelle

zac efron on entourage!

2009-09-16T19:13:00.001+08:00

glee!

2009-09-11T20:46:00.001+08:00

Glee was AWESUMZ! Everyone should watch it! Probably just as good as Gossip Girl. Kinda-ish.

Okay fine not really. Gossip Girl is still the best!!!! But Glee just started so you never know!

So Dad went on a roadtrip with his pals! Whats a term for an all-male vay-kay that aint gay? Anyway, I was planning on giving him this real lengthy list of DVDS to buy but I could hardly come up with 5! & I ALWAYS complain about not being able to watch the CINEMA-LOADS(haha, get it?) of movies I wanna watch!!!

So, Ellen Degeneres is gonna be the new Idol Judge! Yes, the gay one who looks like a man (according to Phoebe). She's kinda funny pity she digs chics! No more sexual judge tension on Idol! Unless Kara suddenly really digs pudgy,black men. Then she can date Randy Dawg!

Wait! Omgosh! I suddenly realised that now Kara is kinda like the only girl on the Idol panel! Do lesbians count as girls??? Hope Im not offending any lesbians here!! (Phoebe,Delia,Natasha,etc)

Have you tried out the new Facebook Lite? It's kinda boring if you ask me- no quizzes, no games , no nothing! It focuses on sending messages to your friends and stuff. Its really boring actually,now that I think about it. I mean no-pointless-but-really-interesting (especially if the results are flattering! Like "Congratulations, you're the popular,pretty,hot role model chic! [I just turned that into a description of myself,didnt I ?]) quizzes?!?!?! Wasnt that the whole point of facebook?! That and connecting with your friends, I guess but its SO BORING!! Maybe its due to the calibre of friends I've got. Like Alrissa?! Omgosh, she thinks she's so smart,huh?! Make quizzes about people and make the result "Michelle" sound like its bad!!!!!!!!!!!! Im still sore about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, the one week holiday has been uneventful and unfruitful!!!!! So much for studying hard and aceing the upcoming tests.

"BAH HUMBUG!"(QUOTE FROM ARCHIE COMICS AND NOT SOME UGLY,FAT GIRL[YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!])

xoxo
michelle

HAHA

2009-09-10T21:17:00.000+08:00

eye of the tiger!

2009-09-09T00:20:00.002+08:00

Went to Phoebe's OMG!!!! BLOGGER IS WORKING AGAIN! woohoo!

So,went to Phoebe's today to celebrate her birthday! It was reallyyyyy fun! I was wicked at Rock Band, though I say so myself but its A HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT (OUT OF HUNDRED PERCENT) true! If it wasnt for my pitch-perfect vocals, our band (!!!-named by Sam,of course) wouldnt have gotten all those standing Os and "please kiss me!" pleas! And without saying, I was great at the drums too but I had to use my vocals to save the band!!!!!

Painted our nails too! I dont know what I was thinking! Allowing Sam to paint my nails! HORRIFYING!!!!! They look rotten!

Wish the holidays were two weeks long. You cannot do ANYTHING in a week!

XOXO
michelle

sins are buried deep

2009-08-28T21:23:00.001+08:00

Back Again-Parachute

Blogger is screwy again!!!

Thursday was pretty awesome what with the cool one-man-band guy! His beat-boxing was INSANE. We were all mesmerized and enchanted!
Oh and I'm starting to become a fan of George Sampson! Lucky fella,he is. And way,way,way talented! Stupid Alrissa made me watch Headz Up in the beginning,tainting my impression of him! Headz Up must be the most stupid dancing video in the history of stupid dancing videos. Or maybe the Wonder Girls(GAG)have done worse but still!

What with all these talented guys around,my future boyfriend better have some cool skill! Like dancing or something. If he's some washed out bum, I'll kill myself!

But if he looks like a Greek god then I'll reconsider!

Not that I'm shallow. Far from it! I mean look at the friends I have: Amanda,Alrissa,Alicia,Delia,Phoebe,Natasha,Trini,Zixin,Nicole,Rebecca....

Probably the ugliest batch of human beings in the world!

&I'm friends with them! Ive got some good karma going on here!

Delia keeps saying she's a great psychiatrist who graduated from some elite school in Bangladesh when she doesnt even know what CASS is! (Betcha dont know either.)

OK,buhbye.

XOXO
michelle

Hello Seattle!

2009-08-18T21:25:00.001+08:00

Dont you hate it when you're rushing to finish a book cause its so dang good and when you've finally finished it you feel all sad that you've finished it cause it was SO DANG GOOD? (I would put that in italics but blogger isnt feeling me today!)

Thats exactly how I feel now! I just finished Twenties Girl by the Great Sophie Kinsella and I'm all depressed. It was !@$%!@$!^%@^!%@!@!^!@%!^%@^!%@!%@!^%@!^%@& GOOD! Everyone should buy a copy and read it. Way,way better than Remember Me which was a disappointment but this is GRRREATTT. Go buy it!!!!!!!

So! Delia and Natasha were being reluctantly helpful today! I asked them to be interviewees but they are HORRIBLE at memorising SIMPLE LINES! I dont even think DD was trying,really. She just stared blankly at the camera with those stupid eyes of hers! As for Natasha, she looked as if she was in excruciating pain !!!!

The kind of friends I have!

But still, thank euu fellas!

Twenties Girl put me in such a british mood. I said BROLLY today! (Brolly meaning umbrella for you dumb dumbs.)
So,

Tally-ho!
michelle

be yourself

2009-08-14T22:08:00.001+08:00

LEAN ON ME

2009-08-13T18:37:00.001+08:00

Lean On Me-David Archuleta with Ashlee!

Blogger's being all screwy!

Anyway, the week's practically over already! All we've got tomorrow is a rubbish DnT test and thats it!

OH!&TCA results are out and David won THREE! Ohyeah,babay! He pratically sweeped the Music section. He even beat the Jonas Brothers' two TCAs(music section)! Take that!

So, what was up with Miley Cyrus' pole dancing? She practically humped an ice cream truck!

To make matters even more absurd, her pole-dancing song is numba one on iTunes! Numba friggin one! I almost got anxiety attacks after watching her!

Speaking about anxiety attacks,I think I had one when I watched Criss Angel yesterday! I headed upstairs after watching this woman seemingly go through his tummy and groin and all of a sudden I felt all hot(hotter than usual,I mean)and my breath started coming in gasps! Maybe it was cause I felt really hot and sweaty. OH and itchy! Ohmyheck!I hate how my hair,I mean scalp, gets all itchy when I sweat! It could be because I use way too much shampoo or something.

Watched Singapore Idol before Criss Angel and it was soo funny! But the one on national day was funnier! "GHOST BUSTERS!!!! I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!" man and "I want to be Asia's awril lahigne" were hilarious!

I shall attempt to read through DnT!

XOXO
michelle

Paranoia Is In Bloom

2009-08-09T13:00:00.000+08:00

Uprising-Muse

SO! SCHOOL"S BEEN ANNOYING! We've got to hand in 2courseworks(total useless rubbish) and have got two tests! It's pure evillll. If only one of those reporters could spot me on the street or call me up and ask me what I'm gonna do this National Day! I'll be all: Oh, I'm studying for tests and doing school work. By the way, Im from SNGS! HA! How would ms chan like that HMM?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! Slave driver. Grrr Im so angry!

Anyway!!! Onto happier things!!!!!!!!!

Friday was pretty fun! Got to show off my pipes,yo.

Going to watch Up on wednesday! Woohoo cant wait! Cute,grumpy old man, a butterball of a boy scout and a whole bunch of balloons! How can it go wrong?

Have to end here to do work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE SCHOOL WORK
michelle

Works For Me

2009-08-01T16:22:00.000+08:00

Bubbly-David Archuleta

Sigh this song makes me feel all warm and tingly inside!

So anyway we had our semi-finals on Thursday and lost to STC. I was such an unglam(I know,so unlike moi!) loser! I shouldnt have cried but I couldnt control myself. Grrr my inner unglam person must have been unleashed. Go STC for the finals!
Oh and it was fun playing against Juliette again!!Boy, do I miss her!

Say Hey! ( I Love You)-Michael Frati&Spearhead

This song gets me all groovy! I mean, I unknowingly sway from side to side and shake my booty! Its that groovy! On the topic of dancing, I think Im getting really good! Especially at moonwalking. I think Im a natural. I must have a dancer for an ancestor! Probably the person who made disco dancing cool or the scuba diving thing!

Everyone should have a twitter account and follow me! Trust me, its worth it *wink*! I have such deep,interesting,one-of-a-kind musings!

Am I the only philosophical one or does everyone wonder what goes on in the head of others? I always wonder whats going on in the head of Dash as he's eating his own toothpaste(poultry flavoured so it aint as weird as it seems!)? But the biggest wonder I have is what exactly goes on in the head of Delia.D?! Ive come to a conclusion that when she's quiet and has a convincing innocent look on her face she's actually thinking about the human anatomy(look the word up,delia) and when she's talking she's not thinking at all!

I shall end my teachings here and leave them till next time!
Ta-Ta!

XOXO
michelle

ps: #davidarchuleta and #crush is a trending topic on twitter!!! It's Crush's 1year anniversary today! WOOT WOOT!

your eyes dont lie

2009-07-18T21:09:00.002+08:00

Your Eyes Dont Lie-David Archuleta(!)

Ive totally forgotten who's who in Harry Potter!!! I shall re-read the whole series starting from number one.I would start right now but my horrible previous chinese tutor stole the first book!In addition to her horrid fashion sense I had to put up with her borrowing my books for her son!

Crush-David Archuleta

Ahh this song sure brings back memories! Yknow I can play it on the piano? I play it real well too,if i do say so myself! Just that I dont remember any part after the chorus but other than that Im a pro!

(I'm falling sick! I can feel it in my throat!! Also,my usually pitch-perfect voice isnt so pitch-perfect anymore! Dang, I hate getting sicky! )

So anyway I really need more games for the Wii. All we've got are Wii sports,fit and play,bleach and some rubbish worm game for seven year olds(it came free)! I want Grand Slam Tennis,Cooking MaMa and Guitar Hero(or Rock Band)!!!!! These games will allow me to live my dreams of being a pro tennis player,a michelin star cook and an artist! You cant put a price on dreams can you? So whats a few hundred bucks?!?!?

XOXO
michelle

where your belly used to be there's now a giant boulder

2009-07-15T21:14:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DD!

lyrics!:First voice:
It's your birthday, we make you feel right,
get that groove on, we'll party all night
it's your birthday, you didn't tell us,
but I still got together all the fellows

Second voice:
you're getting old,
is that a bald spot?
Even though your grown
I think you're still hot

Third voice:
It is, your birthday today,
we're gonna party till the dark night goes away
it's your birthday today

Fourth voice:

so you're a year older,
the world seems colder,
where your belly used to be there's now a giant boulder

you're complaining bout your back,
soon you'll have a heart attack,
and you cry yourself to sleep cause you have a hanging rack

a walking malfunction,
filled with deep compunction,
and you've had your first encounter with erectile dysfunction

now your dreaming bout your birthday,
back when it was great,
you werent stuck in this low payment job that you hate,

now with every year that passes,
you need even thicker glasses,
and an extra cup of coffee just to get you off your ass,

it's a struggle most days,
just to kill that morning haze,
and you caught yourself thinking: "Aaa kids these days"

but here's the thing mate,
yeah, you still look great,
those things are in your head, there is no extra weight

so put on a party hat,
we got a cake and all that,
and lets drink ourselves blind and sing all night

ps:that stands for Delia Dumb.

LOVE YA BLONDE BRAINED!

boy,you're dangerous.

2009-07-14T16:16:00.003+08:00

Good Girls Go Bad-Cobra Starship(featuring Leighton Meester)

I cannot wait for Gossip Girl season three! I saw these FASCINATING icons of season three and I have to say Serena(Blake Lively) is SO PRETTY! But Im sure as anything that she had a boob job! How can her boobs always look like that even when she isnt wearing a bra?! Oh and Chuck and Blair are so cute together! Not that theyre together or anything. Or maybe they are!(Im just typing this for luzers like Rebecca who are still behind in Gossip Girl despite having watched it for 1whole year!)

This is just perfect! I cant find my chinese worksheet! One of the rare times I actually dont mind doing chinese,I cant find the worksheet! Maybe its a sign from God that Im not cut out to be good in Chinese or something. I'll never be able to get an (elusive)A !

But maybe its just one of those things. Like how I was destined to be this (amazing) person and how others (*cough.Delia.cough*)are meant to be dumb!

Oh how I love my little,deep,mature philosophies!

XOXO
michelle

how long before you tell the truth?

2009-07-11T19:55:00.003+08:00

Super Massive Black Hole-Muse

Currently on freerice! Did you know that you can actually change subjects?! Other than boring ol'vocab you can answer questions about countries on the world map and everything!I have to say I'm doing pretty well considering half of my answers are guesses but i still get it right!

Finished reading Confessions of a Shopaholic in two days! It's SO funny although I've already read it about 6times! I notice how they like to call people "cows". Like "what a cow" and "stupid fat cow" and i have to say the effect's pretty good! I have made a mental note to call everyone cows now.

(Dang it I'm on a dry spell over at freerice!)

So anyway had the WORST maths lesson EVER on friday!!! It was practically Art and bloody Craft,damn it! Had to spend AGES folding polygons which were going to get graded. Like seriously?! Getting graded on some crappy paper polygons?! By the time I was done folding the shit I was left with about 10minutes to identify how many lousy lines of symmetry they had!

Trainwreck-Demi Lovato

Funny how everyone wants celebs to be best fwens with each other!I personally really want david to be best fwens with Demi since theyre on tour with each other and all! Wouldnt that be cool?!Then through her he can get to know Disney babies like Selena Gomez and through her he can get to know TAYLOR LAUTNERRR. OMGOSH. WHAT A HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!! So when they "hang" or "chill" (heh) with each other I can get a great picture of the two cuties!
Imagine this:

and this:

together!!!!!

Anyway! I love Boys Like Girls' new song! Its so FETCH!

Love Drunk-Boys Like Girls

XOXO
michelle

THE EVERYTHING! DAVID KILLS ME!

2009-06-22T00:31:00.003+08:00

shopping on tuesday! *wooo wheet!*

&everyone should watch disney shows! Theyre too funny to be missed!

OH! &LOADS more importantly, everyone should watch David's Del Mar Fair performances. I mean, THE VOCALS! THE NEW ARRANGEMENTS! THE ENERGY! THE JUMPS! THE HAND MOVEMENTS! THE LOOSE SHIRT! THE NICE PANTS! THE COOL BAND! THE! THE!

EVERYTHING!

thats all!

Buh-bye!

XOXO
michelle

macabre

2009-06-21T01:13:00.003+08:00

I think my title makes me sound intellectual! Dont you think? Like, who says macabre nowadays other than (glam)smartasses?

listening to: supermassive black hole-muse

This song is AWESOME! It's freaky and groovy at the same time! Adam Lambert should totally do this song. I can imagine all his striptease-ish moves;like the one where his hand slides tantalisingly down his sexy thigh! Oh and lets not forget his ring of fire shirt lift! He just completed one of his thigh slides and his hand was coming up and as it went past his shirt he lifted it! Just a tad but Im sure everyone noticed it! (Especially Paula Abdul- that lusty old hag!)

Was watching hannah montana just now!It's so enjoyable! I lurve disney shows.They can kick nickolodean's orange ass anyday!

Speaking about disney, what's up with Jerk Joe Jonas'(alliteration,babay!)not-so-subtle dig at taylor swift on "Much Better"?!?! He obviously wasnt trying to be secretive about it what with the "im so tired of the teardrops on her guitair" shit! &Then he dared to go on and say how camilla belle is "much better"!!!! Well, can camilla belle sing,act AND rap like taylor?!?!?! Didnt think so!

Taylor's rapping prowess. Need I say more???

XOXO
michelle

PS: vote for David Archuleta on TCA!
PPS:ALRISSA YOU BITCH! YOURE THE ONE WHO HASNT BEEN COMING ONLINE!

vote for David Archuleta on TCA!

2009-06-19T00:52:00.003+08:00

Watched Hannah Montana: The Movie on Tuesday with my chumps Rebecca and Amanda! It was quite enjoyable! I even cried a tad. Not like stupid HSM3 which was a HUGE waste of time. &Amanda(the pig who eats breakfast even when running late) ACTUALLY cried while watching it and thought it was awesome! So anyway, Lucas Till's really goodlooking! Too bad about his gross voice which totally spoils his charm.

After that we went to Trini's birthday party! Was truckloads of fun what with the water slides and jacuzzi,oh and the awesome otah too! Unfortunately, during my courageous attempt to climb up the slide with my really wet feet, I bruised my toned ass! Pretty badly too. &me landing on my bottom wasnt exactly a pretty sight as I inferred from rebecca's rude laughter. I would like to see her try!

Okay fine I did see her try and she actually made it without falling. But she looked horrible! So who cares about what a climber she is when she looked hideous? Look at Serena Williams! She has won 10 Grand Slams but look at her:

Oh yeah and what's with all the hype on Adam Lambert having admitted that he's gay? Like, WHO DOESNT KNOW?!?!?!?!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Adam Lambert is gay,
So what else is new?

Heh Heh, actually ripped that off from someone on twitter!

Having a friendly match with Crescent tomorrow! Hope we win!(:

XOXO
michelle

mad world-Adam(G)Lambert

PS: VOTE FOR DAVID ARCHULETA ON TCA!

2009-06-14T18:26:00.007+08:00

Ohmygoshies! It has been a long time since I've last posted a proper post. I've been robbing cyberworld of my brilliance! This reminds me of Alrissa's gross simile! She was all: Your blog is as dead as a corpse floating in space! Or something along those lines. But the worst part is that she actually thinks her similes are brilliant! An example of her grossness:"I'm as cool as a cucumber in a salad bowl" Like: -.-!!!!

Moving on to more worthier topics!

I went to the library today! My first visit since God knows when. Probably three years ago. Went there to get mediator 6 but apparently the library site likes to lie! It clearly stated that it "wasnt on loan" but it wasnt there !!!! So I was thinking of reserving it but that'll cost me 1.90 :(

But as desperate as I was,I entred my IC number into the box thingy. Then when they asked me for my name I changed my mind and clicked on "go back to list" instead of "cancel application" which I should have chosen! So maybe my IC number is still there! For the world to see! Who knows what will happen?! Maybe tomorrow the police will come knocking on my door to arrest me for ,errr, buying drugs or something! &everyone knows that that won't look good on my future college application! But if the policeman was oh-so-dreamy Nicholas(aka 8.5!) he can arrest me anyday! Kinda.

Okay maybe not. College is way more important than Nicky poo(heh)!

Just realised a few days back that the twilight soundtrack is actually pretty good! Aunty Lorna thinks I'm really out-dated but it aint my fault! Blame stupid(but really hot) RobP for sounding incoherent on his track!

Oh! I have twitter now! I made it quite long ago but only just started updating it! Who knew posting short,random rubbish was so fun!

Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron And Wine is AWESOME! Despite the weird name. I mean, who names songs after birds and mouths? One particular lyric reminds me of rebecca: I was a quick wet boy, diving too deep for coins !

Dang I actually thought it was " quick FAT boy" but it isnt. grrr.

Only two more weeks of holidays left :(

XOXO
michelle

P.S: PHOEBE STOP TAGGING AS CHARMINGBABE!

AMAZING!

2009-06-13T14:06:00.001+08:00

David Archuleta - Stripped - Angels

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pure heaven! I got chills!

Have You Come Here To Play Jesus?

2009-06-04T17:15:00.002+08:00

One-Adam Lambert

<that's Alex Pettyfer! I think he's HOT STUFF! I mean, he has wicked ripped abs! But he's not very handsome,unless you can't really see his face clearly then he looks really goodlooking! He acted in wild child and stormbreaker and that's about it. Oh well.

Trainwreck-Demi Lovato

I've come to like Demi! She's hilarious in Sonny with a chance! I'm okay with her horsey face already,too!Wonders comedy does for a person's reputation.

So anyway, I had my very first Davey dream two days ago! It was pretty cool,if i do say so myself. We were having dinner together and while waiting for the food to be served, we started chatting............... &that's about it. But hey! You've gotta admit having dinner with a celeb as awesome as david is HOT STUFF! I do wish the dream was more eventful though.Like maybe he could have made a few jokes and taken out his shirt or something.

Now that I think about,this dream doesnt even make my "top dreams" list! Even my marriage dream was better than this. &that dream had me having cancer!Although I did get married to a goodlooking,tall,hunky guy whose face I cant seem to remember. That dream is my second best dream ever! My VERY BEST dream would have to be the one where I was running away from my previous helper(she was scary!) and when I was pressed to a corner in a chinese temple(dont ask me why!)I jumped out of the window! I know! Cool,huh?!?!?!?!?!?! I then ran at lightning speed across the roof thing!

I sure hope rebecca brings my book tomorrow!

fearless-taylor swift

XOXO
michelle

Kiss&Tell

2009-06-02T20:19:00.003+08:00

Monday was HORRIBLE! I never knew a day could go so bad! Or at least the first half of the day.

Firstly, I woke up at 930am when training was at 10am! I had to change and brush my teeth really fast. Or as fast someone who just woke up could get. THEN! I HAD TO RUN AFTER STUPID 265! AND BECAUSE MY STUPID SHOE BAG WAS SO HEAVY AND I WAS IN ONE-SIZE-TOO-BIG SLIPPERS I LOOKED LIKE AN IDIOT! I FELT SO STUPID! When I got up the bus everyone was raising their eyebrows,too! Grrr.

Training didnt help make my day any better,either! Coach the Torturer made us do 75sit-ups and 30 push-ups! After sprinting around the hockey pitch 7times!!!!! I felt like HEADBUTTING him! I'm dreading training tomorrow oh-so-much!

Thank God for suite life on deck! It was HILARIOUS. Totally made my day.

Anyways, I just realised how cool Britain's Got Talent is! Especially all the dancing! This year's winner, Diversity, is the sex! I was BLOWN AWAY! So much cooler than Susan Boyle who is a little too frumpy for my liking! But her audition made me cry!How she showed all those assholes who laughed and rolled their stupid eyes at her!

Gah, blogging is getting so hard to do! What with me watching fighting spiders and all.

Shall stop here.
XOXO
michelle

CHARMBERT!

2009-05-29T20:44:00.003+08:00

Gah, Adam Lambert is SO charming! I was watching this idoltary interview and he was extremely eloquent and confident! Funny,too. So at ease with everything even when there were questions about his sexuality which he is totally open about! He didnt exactly say he was gay but he said that he wasnt embarrassed about his frenching pictures. Oh, and he has this really smooth sexy voice!

Finished the book becks lent me in 4hours! Fastest ever for me(: She lent me the mediator by meg cabot. Was kinda stupid but nice at the same time. Getting pops to help me borrow the next book in the series and I sure hope he doesnt do his thang and borrow ten books like he always does. He always over does things;like that time I asked him to photocopy some notes for me for the DUMB history coursework(which I failed!!!!:@) and he photocopied like 50pages worth! I was horrified!

Today I went on facebook for quite a while! Who knew you could spend hours on social networking. I made yet another "how well do you know me?" quiz and I have to say it's BRILLIANT. So tough! My first one was great too but everyone was so cynical and ego that they PURPOSELY picked the wrong answers for the questions! Like my giveaway "How hot am I?" one! D:<>

This is how angry I am:

Feel my wrath!

Actually I'm not that angry but the baby looks friggin cool!

Listening to: Zero Gravity-David Archuleta [Jive is finally gonna release it on iTunes!Hurrah!]

xoxo
michelle

blog's up,up,up,up!

2009-05-28T23:59:00.001+08:00

SCHOOL'S OUT,BABAY! AFTER TEN LONG WEEKS!
I'm gonna design oh-so-pretty invitations to my AWAKE party and ASP!(awake(slumber)party).
Get ready to be AMAZED!

Anyway about,like, 5minutes ago my sister screamed a I'm-going-to-die kind of scream! It was so alarming! So my instincts got the better of me and (shamefully) I screamed too! Without knowing what she screamed about.:( Turns out it was this HUGE cockroach! Thankfully pops was still awake(: . When Dash heard our screams he took the opportunity to come upstairs to pretend that he was ~~checking~~ sniffing things out. The shameful animal even went to the extent of checking the toilet bowl to make sure we fell for his deceiving act. Now, he's pretending to be dog tired(hehheh,pun intended) from all that exhausting checking but I know he's faking! He just wants the aircon! &He knows I dont have the heart to chase him back down now that he's upstairs and (maybe)sleepy.
Cunning boy! D:<
Shall watch some shows now!

XOXO
michelle