I had the best dream ever! Or maybe second best cause it still cant beat the one where i ran ON THE ROOF.
My mother and I were watching TV when suddenly, the coffee table started to move just as we heard the simultaneous growls of the harleys outside! It turns out that the harleys were being ridden on by this huge gang of malays which could control our coffee table with a remote! We tried to hold the coffee table back but suddenly it just FLEW out! Brave Ol' Me chased after it with my trusty sidekick Dash bringing up the rear. I caught the thieves by surprise and managed to grab the coffee table (which turned into a box) but they grabbed it back and we were engaged in a ferocious tug of war. I was about to lose (10men against one hottie !) when Dash came to the rescue! He pounced on them and they being malays retreated!
The coffee table was saved!
Disclaimer: No offence to malays! it was just my dream!
Just feel like adding a RPattz quote here! "Everybody in my life knows what’s real and what isn’t. Apart from my mother, who seems to believe every negative thing that’s written about me! She’s like, “I can’t believe you did this!” I’m like, “I didn’t!” And she’s like, “Yes, you did, I know you did!” … She’ll literally believe a gossip magazine over her own son."
XOXO michelle
booya!
25.11.09, 21:43
HAHA MILEY SUCKZZZ!:
When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, "Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus." The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."
LETS ALL EAT AT POP BURGER!!!! TAKE THAT MILEY SLUTTY! &take that ZIXIN(whose jokes arent as funny as she claims)!
MUF
20.11.09, 18:48
6.6-cool girl I've got the gift of one liners,(poseur)-rebecca
6.6 says: k shall go now bye bye MUF I've got the gift of one liners, says: seeya!! WAIT 6.6 says: k,MUF I've got the gift of one liners, says: I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! MISS YOU FOREVER! 6.6 says: LOLS! LOLS I've got the gift of one liners, says: GAWDDD 6.6 says: THATS I've got the gift of one liners, says: IM SO COOL! 6.6 says: THE FUNNIEST THING EVER LOLS ITD LOLS MY UGLY FRIEND I've got the gift of one liners, says: ... BYE GOOD RIDDANCE
readership up,up,up!!!
16.11.09, 14:53
Crazy Little Thing Called Love- Queen THERE GOES MY BABAYYYY
WALAO EH! THIS STUPID FLY HAS BEEN FLYING AROUND MY FACE FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES!!&dont say I'm smelly,assholes! I just bathed!
Anyway, I'm gonna start blogging about intriguing things so that more people will read my blog! Alrissa got this good idea about earning money through my blog! Not gonna say what, though! HAHA.
Money,money! It's so yummy! In a Hot Girl's world.
Look at this!: "I dont want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men... people that always keep me intrigued."-Jessica Simpson
Thats a surprise! She knows the words "intellectual" and "intrigued"! That makes her almost as smart as Delia who by the way looks like this when she's thinking:
Thank gawd she doesnt do that often!
XOXO michelle
PS:shit! my attempt at having an intriguing post isnt working out! All im doing is making weird,natasha-ish jokes!
boobies vs tities !
10.11.09, 22:05
Okay, me and delia are having this HUGE HEATED argument.
Does neh neh pok mean boobies or tities? She thinks its the former while Im VERY SURE its the latter ! How can boobies have POK without the tities?! SO, my correct theory is that neh neh means boobies but neh neh PLUS pok means tities! Anyway, results will be out tomorrow after a mass poll during training!
May the best Michelle win!
ris low is so gross!
, 12:35
Ris Low's msn interview is DISGUSTING!
Q: What lessons have you learned in the process that you can share with someone interested in pageants a shot? I learnt to work smart, be smart and act smart.
Q: What do you mean by that? Being bitchy. That way, you can get anything you want.
Q: How so? By being bitchy, you tend to backstab people. And people tend to trust you more and tell you more stuff, gossip more. And then that's where you get the upper hand and use that against your opponents.
&she's so rowell-y just with better english!
Q: Some people say that you don't know what you're doing and have dragged our country's reputation down with you. What do you have to say to these people? Can I tell them that they're bull-sh**ing? Please take a look at yourself in the mirror, as if you're not disgracing yourself. Is your English really that good? Can you really speak that well? Can you write that well? Do you think you can stand on the stage and portray yourself? No, I don't think so. You're just somebody behind a computer, a nerd wearing specs, typing away. Just a coward.
Anyways, I read my BFF Taylor's wiki page yesterday and she's so successful! Plus, she's really philanthropic!
XOXO michelle
taylor swift for the win!
9.11.09, 16:05
Taylor Swift hosted SNL and WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! She talked about kanye and joe and taylor Lautner!!!!!!
How can you not love her?!
Love you BFF!
sweet child o' mine
6.11.09, 21:39
sweet child o' mine - Guns 'N' Roses
Should I buy Band Hero or Rock Band 2?!
Both are absolutely fantastic! Band Hero has my BFF, Tay-Tay's songs and songs by jackson 5,all american rejects,jesse mccartney(pre-gross version) and a whole lot of other songs by current artists! Plus, it has Gwen Stefani singing with a dude voice about hookers!!! & did I mention my BFF Tay-Tay's on it as well?!
While Rock Band 2 is ,well, Rock Band 2! With lots of current downloadable songs, a Tour thingy, a Beatles version and customizable characters! But then it doesnt have my BFF Tay-Tay's songs horrrrr?? I guess I'll get Band Hero,then! Hope it comes out here reallll soon!
By the way, I've been chosen for CIP!!!!! Im SO HAPPY! Ive been trying to sign-up the whole year and finally SUCCESS!
Delia just told me this way stupid joke which she doesnt even understand. -.- I always thought that face had a lot of dramatic effect!
Celebrated Jiaxin's Birthday yesterday! I personally played a MEAN game of GREAT tennis! Rebecca was horrible(DUH). We also played TWISTER! I thought I might DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K, byebye!
XOXO michelle
LOL!!!
1.11.09, 23:37
TAYLOR SWIFT FALLING DOWN!
AND...... ROBERT PATTINSON PANTIES!
Profile
My Secret Shames(till now!)
Sorority Life
High School Musical(-squirms- I only like it sometimes)
Placing actions between -s or *s or ()
Laughing at FMLs(not the sad ones,of course)
BIGGEST SHAME: JONAS BROTHERS
I mean,look! ^What poseurs!
buaixz
kick butt!
27.11.09, 17:06
I had the best dream ever! Or maybe second best cause it still cant beat the one where i ran ON THE ROOF.
My mother and I were watching TV when suddenly, the coffee table started to move just as we heard the simultaneous growls of the harleys outside! It turns out that the harleys were being ridden on by this huge gang of malays which could control our coffee table with a remote! We tried to hold the coffee table back but suddenly it just FLEW out! Brave Ol' Me chased after it with my trusty sidekick Dash bringing up the rear. I caught the thieves by surprise and managed to grab the coffee table (which turned into a box) but they grabbed it back and we were engaged in a ferocious tug of war. I was about to lose (10men against one hottie !) when Dash came to the rescue! He pounced on them and they being malays retreated!
The coffee table was saved!
Disclaimer: No offence to malays! it was just my dream!
Just feel like adding a RPattz quote here! "Everybody in my life knows what’s real and what isn’t. Apart from my mother, who seems to believe every negative thing that’s written about me! She’s like, “I can’t believe you did this!” I’m like, “I didn’t!” And she’s like, “Yes, you did, I know you did!” … She’ll literally believe a gossip magazine over her own son."
XOXO michelle
booya!
25.11.09, 21:43
HAHA MILEY SUCKZZZ!:
When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order. She snapped back, "Are you serious? You don't recognize me? I'm Miley Cyrus." The counterman still had no clue who she was, ran her credit card with her name on it and shrugged, "That's nice for you. Here is your order. Have a good day."
LETS ALL EAT AT POP BURGER!!!! TAKE THAT MILEY SLUTTY! &take that ZIXIN(whose jokes arent as funny as she claims)!
MUF
20.11.09, 18:48
6.6-cool girl I've got the gift of one liners,(poseur)-rebecca
6.6 says: k shall go now bye bye MUF I've got the gift of one liners, says: seeya!! WAIT 6.6 says: k,MUF I've got the gift of one liners, says: I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! MISS YOU FOREVER! 6.6 says: LOLS! LOLS I've got the gift of one liners, says: GAWDDD 6.6 says: THATS I've got the gift of one liners, says: IM SO COOL! 6.6 says: THE FUNNIEST THING EVER LOLS ITD LOLS MY UGLY FRIEND I've got the gift of one liners, says: ... BYE GOOD RIDDANCE
readership up,up,up!!!
16.11.09, 14:53
Crazy Little Thing Called Love- Queen THERE GOES MY BABAYYYY
WALAO EH! THIS STUPID FLY HAS BEEN FLYING AROUND MY FACE FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES!!&dont say I'm smelly,assholes! I just bathed!
Anyway, I'm gonna start blogging about intriguing things so that more people will read my blog! Alrissa got this good idea about earning money through my blog! Not gonna say what, though! HAHA.
Money,money! It's so yummy! In a Hot Girl's world.
Look at this!: "I dont want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men... people that always keep me intrigued."-Jessica Simpson
Thats a surprise! She knows the words "intellectual" and "intrigued"! That makes her almost as smart as Delia who by the way looks like this when she's thinking:
Thank gawd she doesnt do that often!
XOXO michelle
PS:shit! my attempt at having an intriguing post isnt working out! All im doing is making weird,natasha-ish jokes!
boobies vs tities !
10.11.09, 22:05
Okay, me and delia are having this HUGE HEATED argument.
Does neh neh pok mean boobies or tities? She thinks its the former while Im VERY SURE its the latter ! How can boobies have POK without the tities?! SO, my correct theory is that neh neh means boobies but neh neh PLUS pok means tities! Anyway, results will be out tomorrow after a mass poll during training!
May the best Michelle win!
ris low is so gross!
, 12:35
Ris Low's msn interview is DISGUSTING!
Q: What lessons have you learned in the process that you can share with someone interested in pageants a shot? I learnt to work smart, be smart and act smart.
Q: What do you mean by that? Being bitchy. That way, you can get anything you want.
Q: How so? By being bitchy, you tend to backstab people. And people tend to trust you more and tell you more stuff, gossip more. And then that's where you get the upper hand and use that against your opponents.
&she's so rowell-y just with better english!
Q: Some people say that you don't know what you're doing and have dragged our country's reputation down with you. What do you have to say to these people? Can I tell them that they're bull-sh**ing? Please take a look at yourself in the mirror, as if you're not disgracing yourself. Is your English really that good? Can you really speak that well? Can you write that well? Do you think you can stand on the stage and portray yourself? No, I don't think so. You're just somebody behind a computer, a nerd wearing specs, typing away. Just a coward.
Anyways, I read my BFF Taylor's wiki page yesterday and she's so successful! Plus, she's really philanthropic!
XOXO michelle
taylor swift for the win!
9.11.09, 16:05
Taylor Swift hosted SNL and WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! She talked about kanye and joe and taylor Lautner!!!!!!
How can you not love her?!
Love you BFF!
sweet child o' mine
6.11.09, 21:39
sweet child o' mine - Guns 'N' Roses
Should I buy Band Hero or Rock Band 2?!
Both are absolutely fantastic! Band Hero has my BFF, Tay-Tay's songs and songs by jackson 5,all american rejects,jesse mccartney(pre-gross version) and a whole lot of other songs by current artists! Plus, it has Gwen Stefani singing with a dude voice about hookers!!! & did I mention my BFF Tay-Tay's on it as well?!
While Rock Band 2 is ,well, Rock Band 2! With lots of current downloadable songs, a Tour thingy, a Beatles version and customizable characters! But then it doesnt have my BFF Tay-Tay's songs horrrrr?? I guess I'll get Band Hero,then! Hope it comes out here reallll soon!
By the way, I've been chosen for CIP!!!!! Im SO HAPPY! Ive been trying to sign-up the whole year and finally SUCCESS!
Delia just told me this way stupid joke which she doesnt even understand. -.- I always thought that face had a lot of dramatic effect!
Celebrated Jiaxin's Birthday yesterday! I personally played a MEAN game of GREAT tennis! Rebecca was horrible(DUH). We also played TWISTER! I thought I might DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean,look! ^What poseurs!