AHHHHHHH!! TAYLOR SWIFT AND SELENA GOMEZ SITTING NEXT TO DAVID!!!!! (the cute dude in the stylish red plaid shirt with a scarf casually draped over is him.And do i spy one undone button?!)

That was taken during the Hope for Haiti Telethon!
I tried calling the international line to donate just now and it actually rang! I thought a thank-you or your-donation-has-been-received message would play immediately!! I freaked out and put down the phone! What if a celeb picks up?!??!?! So embarrassing! What are you even supposed to say? "hey, love your songs!" "aww,thanks!" *silence*"wanna meet up?" or something?! or do you just go: hey ! has my donation been counted? then when they go yeah you hang up or something??!?! How am i supposed to donate like this?!?!?!?! Talk about pressure !!!!

Oh and david sat next to neil patrick harris too!!!!


I really should be donating instead of getting so crazy over who sits next to whom! I hope the Hope For Haiti Now Album comes out here!

Its not fair!!! Celebrities have the nicest umbrellas!!!
Look at Suri's bugalicious one!:

or katy perry's(she didnt steal rob from kristen,phoebe.) purrfect(heh heh) one:
It has EARS & A RIBBON on it!!!!! EARS AND RIBBONS !WITH A :3 FACE!


there are loads more uminals!(thats umbrella animals! looks abit like urinal though)



*DRUMROLLLL*
HALLOWEEN UMBRELLA!!!!!!:


EPIC! these umbrellas kick those weird umbrella wine bottles' handles !

*cue ke$ha's TiK ToK* Boys tryna touch his junk,junk! David Beckham got raped! Not by Posh but by this italian journalist! Krazyyyyy stuff. She even put on a yellow glove ! &when david was lead to the car she shouted Beckham's small or something! Krazee !!!
look at this great thing!:

most useful emoticon of all time! that and this:

GRR THEY BOTH DONT MOVE!!!! anyway the first one is of kristen pushing her head around with her hair flying and the second is of some guy raising one of his eyebrows!

HAHA and this photo's disturbing!!!!
it's a booblicking time!

Stupid facebook group:
MY FOOT IS ITCHY! BUT MY SHOE IS ON >:[.(yes im looking at you natasha!)
take it off la!aiyooooo.

My thoughts are so jumpy!

buahbye

I have a new career choice:

POET

It all makes sense! I write the most amazing poems. Theyre whimsical with a twist of intellect and lots of wit. Plus, they RHYME and are easy to understand !!! No one fancies reading a poem which doesnt rhyme(so its hardly a poem! I dont care what our Lit teachers say!) and takes AGES ,if ever, to understand!

Here are some of my most recent ones that have just surfaced on some lucky people's walls!
To Alrissa:

I stepped in dog poo
I take off my shoe
and throw at you

Amanda's:
you have a secret to hide
but im a great find
so watch out!
cause michelle's about

Phoebe's:

you want to be blue
but boohoo
you too lousy
with a fat belly

Rebecca's:

I sent you some SL gifts
while you ate fish
you didnt send gifts back
so now your face is black

Read it and Greed,poor commoners! (heh heh heh)

Channel 5 is showing a movie called,get this, MOSQUITOMAN. With no proper spacing too. It has the worst plot line ever!

One scientist and a murderer got showered by chemicals and mosquitos and the murderer became a mosquito (-.-) in the carpark but the scientist didnt. BUT! Later at night when she was kissing her boyfriend, SHE BIT HIM !!!!!!!! So gross! Anyway it's probably the worst movie ever.

So i was thinking, what would be the movie's tag line. "Mosquitoman. He sucks bad." ?!

aiya very boring
tallyho!