Finally a Justin Bieber Music Video with an age-appropriate girl,albiet one that's still taller than him.

This is why we shouldnt ever add our parents on facebook!




(jonas brothers playing football in a carpark)
Kevin: Ball's here :D


Nick: HERE! HERE!

(ball sails to joe)

(joe's eyes scrunch up behind weird glasses,flares his nostrils and runs for the ball despite protests from his pants)







POOT!!!
Joe:OOMPF!


Joe:oopsie daisys!!! *nervous laughter*







(self explanatory)

HAHA moms are so funny sometimes!

PINEAPPLE TARTS ARE THE ULTIMATE DOWNFALL TO EVERY DIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone should watch Valentine's Day. Taylor Swift was HILARIOUS! &everyone cheered when she appeared! Okay,maybe just us but she's just the best! Taylor Fever is back in full force! I LOVE her!!!!





Oh yeah the whole movie was funny too! The cast was just great! Rebecca was very annoying during the movie though. She has a HUGE inappropriate crush on the small 9-year-old boy. And she kept SQUEALING in my ear whenever he BLINKED! &clutching my arm whenever he spoke!!!!!!!!
Anyway a GRREAT,oh get this, TAYLOR-TASTIC MOVIE!

k,byebye!

TAYLOR SWIFT MUST COME TO SINGAPORE!

I mean she's in friggin Japan right now! That's like next door to singapore! GRRR IM SO ANGRY. COME HERE ALREADY!

Stare at the red dot in the following pictures for 30seconds.
Then,immediately at a blank wall or paper!
Blink 10times!!!!!!!

first up, DAVID!


now.....gossip girl !

&a wayyyy scary looking taylor momsen!

PANCAKES! Those fluffy imperfect circles with a pool of very expertly poured maple syrup on top and butter on the side, accompanied with farmhouse(starbucks uses it!) milk!
Yummy yummy in my tummy! Best Breakfast you can have !!
&to think I only discovered this mind-blowing piece of heaven last month! I've spent the last 12 sad years pancake free!!!

I hate it when sorority meanies who are like 10levels higher keep attacking me!!!!!! I wanna bat my eyelids,raise my perfectly arched eyebrows,smirk and purr: Your boyfriend thinks youre fat! with a slight shake of the head(yknow the kind!) Or say something just as insulting ! Maybe "Miley cyrus just called, she wants that outfit back! One of the most ultimate outfit insults!
okay, maybe not ULTIMATE but not too bad. I mean not too good. Like, not too bad on an insulting scale but not too good on a praising scale.

iPhone or not to iPhone?

HAHA LOOK AT THESE FMLS:

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

hahaha!

"my ego is bruise"-delia tuan.

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»

— Christina Aguilera
(actually that took me about 3seconds to understand!)

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” — Alicia Silverstone

JESSICA SIMPSON IS THE WORST! HAHAHA

"I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”
(Actually i dont know what chicken of the sea means either, but!)

&this is the quote phoebe told me ! turns out its from a golfer!

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman, Golfer

&of course to complete every silly list, here's a miley cyrus! :

"I love everything [Jessica Simpson] ever has on! Jessica can definitely come pick me up in her little Mercedes and take me shopping if she wants!" - Miley Cyrus

ah ha! googled chicken of the sea. it really is tuna! Why would you wanna relate something to chickens?

got to study!!!! >:/